More Quotes from the Street

"Don't kiss, don't cuddle, or I'll sting you."
-A 30-something Carrie Bradshaw talking with her mates as she walked down the Strand

"Huh, where'd that blood come from? *slight chuckle*"
-A 20ish guy talking to what appeared to be his girlfriend on the Strand

"Mange le chocolat!"
-A younger French dad talking to his young son in front of the Dali museum. The child had just gotten an icecream cone (replete with a little chocolate 'flakey' treat) and was only licking the top. The father grabbed the cone away from him and started licking round the bottom. The kid started to whine, so he removed the chocolate bit and said the above.

"Only dickheads run into lamposts. You must be one then, innit?"
I kid you not, said by a chavvie mommy in front of Tescos to her 7-y-o son while pushing her youngest in a stroller/pram.