Me Talk Pretty

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The West   Your accent is the lowest common denominator of American speech. Unless you're a SoCal surfer, no one thinks you have an accent. And really, you may not even be from the West at all, you could easily be from Florida or one of those big Southern cities like Dallas or Atlanta.
North Central
The Midland
Boston
The South
The Inland North
Philadelphia
The Northeast
What American accent do you have? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

See, now will someone please tell the Chinese that I speak very standard American English. Or, at least I used to. Now I have a weird Canadian 'oot' thing going on, and British speech patterns (though not an accent still, you can breathe a sigh of relief).

And in a personal addition to this quiz, to find out if you have a Colorado accent, just answer these simple questions.

1. Do you pronounce the word 'both' as 'both' or 'bolth?'
2. What is a 'longjohn'?
3. Do you know what the word 'umber' means?
4. How do you refer to the sandwich served at Subway and Quizno's, etc?
5. Do you pronounce the word 'coupon' as 'quepon' or as 'kewpon'?

If you answered:
1. Bolth
2. A long cream-filled doughnut, a type of undergarment, and a possibly a pirate
3. Yes, the "I'm gonna tell on you" sense of the word.
4. Sub
5. Kewpon

Then you might just be Coloradoan (Northern Coloradoan if you know #3).