My Future

While I was in the US, a fellow teacher at Yunda, Kristina, subbed for me and had my students predict my future using the classic junior high school game: MASH. I thought I'd share some of the choicest results, as some of these are REALLY funny!

According to the outcome of MASH, you will live in a house in Beijing where you may suffer from the dust storm. You will live there with your wife, Witch, also your lover Eve. You are so lucky. You will be a contract killer and you have four children. How terrible. You will die at the age of 90 because of a flood. You will walk to Rome for you summer vocation.

According to outcome of MASH, you will live in Las Angeles, and you will have wonderful vacation in Hawaii, you will have a beautiful equipage, cool! You will marry with Suffi Maso (a famous Franch star, I'm not sure I got the correct spell of her name [I'm guessing Sophie Marceau]), she is very beautiful woman, congratulations! OW! Your also have a beautiful lover, Zhang Ziyi, but, you have 30 children. You leave China, you will become proffessor, you will die at 70 year old, because disease. In a word, you will have wonderful experience. Good luck!

According to the outcome of MASH, You will live in an apartment in the beautiful city of Sanfrancisco. You will live with your wife Uma Thurman and you 3 children. You will have your vocation in your summer home in Paris. by train. You will be a professor in the future due to a disease. Almost forget. You have a lover named Lisa.

According to the outcome of MASH, you will live in Bagdad (bad place) with your African wife, you will have 4 children and you will become an acter. You'll cheat your wife because you will have Zhang Ziyi as your lover. However, you will spend your summer holiday in Alps and you will go there on foot. Then, you will be shotted to death at your age of 110. That's not too bad. You wil have a good life. Congratuation!

According to the outcome of the MASH. In your future life, you will live in Kunming with your wife who is a begger now. You will go to Paris for your summer holidays this year. I can’t believe that you will go to Paris on foot. You will be an old man in the future for you will die when you are 85 years old. Unfortunately, you will die of cancer. You are a teacher now, but you will be a potato seller in the future. Your lover is Kristina now, but you will not marry her, Your wife and you will have three children. I’m very sorry about that your future life is like that.

I think you have a good time now. But I have some thing to tell you. According to the outcome of The MASH, you will live in house in the terrible city Bagdad, but Britney [Spears, I assume] will be your wife and you couple will own 2 children. What’s the most amazing is that movie star Nico Kitman [Nicole Kidman] will be your lover. In Bagdad, you will serve your sexy Britney as a househusband. In summer holiday, you can tremp [tramp?] to Sahara Desert to enjoy such a cool holiday. With such a happy life, you will die at the age of 100. But unfortunately, you will be eaten by a fierce shark when you are swimming in Atlantic Ocea. Wish you lucky.

According to the outcome of the MASH, you will live in a small room with just a chickenwire ceiling and plywood wall in New York. During your vacation, you might have a good time in Cape Town, but you just can get there by subway. To my surprise, you can live till you are 108 years old. Unfortunately, you will be slaughtered by some terrists. You will be a beggar with only one child who will attend and hold your funeral. But, what makes you happy is that you have a beautiful wife whose name is Liu Yifei. And, You will keep a good relationship with a famous Chinese movie star, Zhang Manyu. We can’t control the fate that God arranges to us. But where is a will, where is way. Just do it. Keep your life wonderful.

According to the outcome of MASH, you’ll live in a shack in Tokyo with your wife Geogre W. Bush and your 3 kids….. you’ll take plane to your summer villa in Toronto with your lover—your sister. You’ll not die until you’re 356 years old bitten by a crazy dog, so please be careful about dogs. You’re going to be a movie star in Kunming. Congratulations. To be frank, your future life is not so splendid as I wished at the beginning of the game. Anyway, I hope everything goes smoothly with you.